January 11, 2008

Cucmbers

Posted in Alaska Airlines, Food, Grocery Stores tagged , , at 5:35 am by smilinshell11


Dear Safeway:

The past two times I have been to your store, you haven’t had cucumbers . Yes, cucumbers. I don’t know why you haven’t, but I would like you to know that I miss them and hope they come back soon. If not, I might be forced to go to *gasp* Top Foods. Granted they don’t let me earn Alaska Miles but I might be forced to in order to get my cucumbers. Either that or plant some in my garden I don’t really have.

Anyways.

Why can’t you keep in stock cucumbers? I didn’t know they were that popular. I guess I learned something new today. I please ask the next time I come into your store you have a couple of cucumbers for me to choose from.

Thank you,
The Cucumber Monster